The Green Hill Mystery Manor Rhapsody

The Green Hill Mystery Manor is about a group of teenagers who deal with peer pressure, growing up, and growing apart. But the kicker is their friend/tormentor Tanya Shinnok is taken from them and is later found dead.

This song is sung to the tune of Queen‘s “Bohemian Rhapsody“. As a bonus, it’s in play form, as the song was originally a play.

Choir: So this is real life / there’s no more fantasy / trapped in a sad world / there’s nothing but reality / it’s time to wake up / and prepare to grow up…

Tanya: I am a sad girl / you have no empathy / because I’m worthless / hopeless / useless / hateful / any way you say it, it doesn’t change that fact that I’m a bastard…Daddy, a man killed me / he swung a shovel at my head, cracked my skull, and now I’m dead / Daddy, my life had barely begun / but in my stupidity, I threw it away / I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have to make you cry / tell my friends that I wont be coming back to school tomorrow / so go on with your life, because I don’t matter…it’s too late, my life is done / I have to leave this earth and see the face of God / this is it, so goodbye everyone / maybe next go round, I try to be better / I’m so depressed / why did I have to die / sometimes, I wish I never met my father at all…

Shara: I see a man in a corner dressed all in black

Mara, Irene, & Stuart: who are you, who are you, take a look in the mirror / the Teen Rebels are nothing more than a myth / just a myth (just a myth), just a myth (just a myth), just a myth, and myths are never true…who are you?

Stranger: I am an ugly man, no woman loves me /

Various People: he is an ugly man from a bad family / please release him and pardon all his crimes

Stranger: Please oh please, please oh please / pardon all my crimes

General Public: We may hate Tanya, but we won’t let you go

Various People: let him go!

General Public: We may hate Tanya, but we won’t let you go

Various People: let him go!

General Public: We may hate Tanya, but we won’t let you go

Various People: let him go!

Stranger: Let me go!

General Public: We can’t do that!

Stranger: Let me go!

General Public: We can’t do that!

Stranger: Let me go!

General Public: No…you killed a child and that’s wrong!

Various People: She was a bully who got what she deserved!

Stranger: You should be thanking me, now let me go! There’s a spot in Hell that’s reserved for me, please let me go…

Peter: So you think you can call me your brother and then stab me in my back?

Gordon: You say that you love me, yet you leave me to die?

Peter: What have you done to me, Gordon? You’ve tarnished our family name / now get out, go away, you are now dead to me!

Choir: Life is short as we can all see / so make it count / you don’t know how much time you have / and in the end, it doesn’t really matter…

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