Something really has been bothering me

OK, so I have a confession: I’m kind of in the middle of writing “Harry Moffer Really Needs to Give Up and Go Home” and something just isn’t right here. I posted this message on Facebook; so far, I’m not getting any answers. So I’m going to post this question here: 

OK, here’s the thing:

My parody “Harry Moffer Really Needs to Give Up and Go Home” is kind of bordering on LGBT humor (meaning they want to destroy all straight normal people for no reason). How do you think I should put an end to this?

I hope you can help me answer this question because I really need to get on with the rest of the story and this issue is blocking it. 

Thank you. 

Harry Moffer & the Unhappy Fandom

via Camp NaNoWriMo

Here we go folks, it’s that time of the year again!

And begin!

Once again, I’m getting ready to start a mini novel called  “Harry Moffer & the Unhappy Fandom“. And in that novel, Harry’s junior year at Waterford High School is off to a rather disastrous start as he has to deal with exchange students, secret groups, and a villain who’s been after him since “Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!“. And to top it all off, he must deal with scores of angry Larry diaper fans who blame him for ruining the fandom.

And I won’t mention Snibblepore getting revenge for Harry ruining his day once again.

Now stay tuned on my blog as I described the adventures of Harry, his intrepid band of friends (and former friends) and allies as they deal with the angry fandom as well as everything good happening at Waterford High.

Tales from March 15, 2017

Once again, it’s time for some fun stories that take place on March 15, whereas on that day, Julius Caesar didn’t heed that certain warning. For that, he was literally stabbed in the back.

Well, there’s the stories that will be featured on this blog.

  1. “The Silver Dreaming” series succeeds, making people forget about Harry Potter.
  2. Jacquel Rassenworth and the new Star Wars
  3. In 1965, two years after James Rogerson was killed instead of President Kennedy, Seamus LeSouse-Rowes discovers that someone in his family had sold Kennedy’s life to a dangerous cult.
  4. After World War II, Hadassah decides to go after the people responsible for her mother’s death.
  5. The United States of Fimbultyr is now in the 21st century, but a moral crisis may split it into two.
  6. Artemis Fowl’s movie is in theaters, but he gets angry when he read some particular bad reviews.
  7. When Jacquelyn forces Bilbo and the dwarves to destroy the One Ring, she unknowingly changes the fate of Middle Earth.
  8. The sinking of Atlantis involved forbidden knowledge. (AKA where did the Trichenberg family came from?)
  9. Fowl’s 11 gets an inevitable reboot.
  10. Atlantis now rules the world.
  11. After 13 million people are killed from a mysterious illness, Hitler is caught before his infamous suicide. He is brought to trial for his crimes against humanity.
  12. The MovieWatching Trio films a documentary about their lives.
  13. After the United States is firebombed in 1865, a young slave leads his entire town to Washington, DC.
  14. An Eragon reboot is announced by MovieMagic Films.
  15. The “Better Than Harry Potter” group welcomes several new members, some which had their own agenda on how to deal with Harry Potter.

Look for these stories to appear on this blog soon!

Strong Female Characters Essay series

A few years ago, I wrote a series of blog posts talking about “Strong Female Characters” and the problems that we have with those types of characters. To recap, here’s the essays that I’ve written so far:

OK, so it’s been a while since I’ve done this series, but not to worry, as I’m giving this series a much-needed reboot in the coming weeks. So watch for it!

About Women’s Day 2017

It’s no surprise to you that most of the main characters in my stories are girls. After all, it’s easier for me to fall back to writing about girls than it is to write about guys.

But I warn you now, most of my female characters are not “strong women”. Far from it. In fact, the female characters I write about don’t seem to care about feminism, as most of them have other things to worry about.

For example, the girls of my YA series “The Green Hill Manor Mystery” don’t have time to concern themselves with being a female, as it’s harder to be a girl in a town where girls with disabilities are being killed simply because of their disabilities. Plus, the girls don’t concern themselves too much with school or relationships, not when their mutual friend has gone missing and very few people seem to care about her fate. So feminism won’t work there.

In my story “Janette Lennox”, Janette deals with not only being a pseudo-orphan, but also being a girl in a world where being an orphan means that other children have the right to pick on you without repercussion. (Small wonder why she didn’t have a lot of friends before going to Gamaris!) Feminist Janette would have kicked the butts of the kids who made fun of her, but that’s not how I write. Janette needs the help of other people to cope with her unhappy life circumstances.

Likewise, Lycia Stormfield comes into a leadership role at age 18. She has very little confidence in her magical abilities and was kept isolated from the world by people seeking to control her. Despite that, she quickly learns that the world is unforgiving towards people who are ignorant of the world they live in. Lycia knows that in spite of everything, she was to be a leader for a reason.

Nadia from “Life, Sin, & Blood” is more of a moderate feminist, as she’s strong, independent, and will whatever it takes to get what she wants. But when an unexpected house fire sends her to relatives in South Carolina, Nadia quickly learns that she was spoiled and a bully; she’s forced to change her ways. Of course, let’s not forget about Nadia’s friend Joanna Norwood, who has seen the progression of women over the centuries and hates what she sees. She also reminds Nadia about what a woman should and shouldn’t be.

Other girls I will discuss are Noelle Forbes, Kristin Hernandez, Juniper Chadwell, Temmy Bennett, Josie Stebbins, and Elva Shepherd. These girls grew up in a world where your life circumstances, not your race or gender, determined how your life would take its course. Noelle is a girl geek in a world where being a geek was discouraged, especially for girls. Her being a fangirl puts her at odds against not only her family and friends, but against a school that would rather have her wearing short skirts than reading a book.

Kristin is the girl who loves social media and hides behind it to escape from an unhappy home life. She prides herself on being an independent girl, which causes trouble in her new school. That school controlled what a girl should and shouldn’t do, and using social media was one of those things girls weren’t allowed to do. As for Juniper, she too is a reader of books, but girls in her story weren’t allowed to read fantasy. In fact, they were forced to read stories about teen dating and relationships, two things Juniper vowed never to touch. She pretends to be a princess, but when her fantasies give way to reality, she learns that being a princess wasn’t what she imagined.

Temmy Bennett was marked by her circumstances; she lost her parents at an early age and lived with cruel relatives. She is sure that one way or another, those relatives would find a way to get rid of her and her older brother. As she says in her story, “When has feminism helped anyone? Women like [Setsuke’s mother] are being told that their traditions have no place in the United States and they must give up those traditions and embrace feminism”. She has seen that feminism isn’t strong enough to save her from her unhappy life.

On the other hand, Josie is fiercely independent, yet rebels against the status quo. She’s not a huge fan of feminism, as she’s seen that feminism has forced her Iranian father to stay at home and her mother is forced to work for long hours without much pay. Plus, judging from how her friends were treated by the women in their lives, Josie realizes that it’s best if she follows the traditional ways of her father’s homeland instead of trying to live an empty life as an American.

Elva Shepherd is another fiercely independent girl; in fact, she rejects most of the rules placed on orphan girls in favor of living her own life. Yet when she ends up in Greywyn Academy, she learns that she was her mother’s biggest secret. And yet, she breaks many rules to get to where she is.

So as you can see, I don’t write “strong” female characters. In fact, my characters have issues that prevent them from becoming “strong”, weaknesses that can destroy them in a second. But I do write about females more than I write about males, which should tell you something about me as a writer and as a person.

I’ll be back with another essay about my female characters.

Away in England – Episode 2: Just Who is this Harry Potter person, Anyway? – Penana

http://www.penana.com/story/17867/away-in-england/issue/2

In this episode, we see Lydia calling Harry Potter out as a fraud. Plus, she laughs at those who think Harry is a hero, as well as question the state of the entire wizarding world.

I don’t know about you, but I know for sure that Lydia is determined to turn Hogwarts on its head.

I’ll see you next week with the next episode. Until then, enjoy reading this one!

Away in England – Episode 1: A Day Where I Cannot Escape from my Fantasy – Penana

http://www.penana.com/story/17867/away-in-england/issue/1

Happy February everyone!

As promised, I give you the first episode of an old fanfiction I had written in 2002. So if you would click the link that I provided you about this blog post, I would appreciate it. I will be back with another blog post and look for the next installment of “Away in England” to come out next week