Happy Unexpected Anniversary 

Hello, everyone, and let it be known that on this day in history, a dwarf and a hobbit meet when that dwarf showed up at this hobbit’s house.

How did this happen? Let me explain:

Gandalf goes to Bilbo’s house and invites him to go on an adventure with him, but Bilbo turns him down. Gandalf refuses to give up, so he has 13 dwarves go to Bilbo’s house, where they proceeded to eat all the food, drink all the wine, throw the plates around (and sing while they threw the plates), and according to Bilbo, destroy the bathroom.

But that wasn’t the worst of it.

Gandalf introduces Bilbo to Thorin, and Thorin insults Bilbo by calling him a grocer.

Well, I don’t know about you, but this was the beginning of something new and interesting for Bilbo, as he had to become the hero that he only dreamed about.

Thanks for reading this post, and let me know what you think of it.

Something really has been bothering me

OK, so I have a confession: I’m kind of in the middle of writing “Harry Moffer Really Needs to Give Up and Go Home” and something just isn’t right here. I posted this message on Facebook; so far, I’m not getting any answers. So I’m going to post this question here: 

OK, here’s the thing:

My parody “Harry Moffer Really Needs to Give Up and Go Home” is kind of bordering on LGBT humor (meaning they want to destroy all straight normal people for no reason). How do you think I should put an end to this?

I hope you can help me answer this question because I really need to get on with the rest of the story and this issue is blocking it. 

Thank you. 

Harry Moffer & the Unhappy Fandom

via Camp NaNoWriMo

Here we go folks, it’s that time of the year again!

And begin!

Once again, I’m getting ready to start a mini novel called¬† “Harry Moffer & the Unhappy Fandom“. And in that novel, Harry’s junior year at Waterford High School is off to a rather disastrous start as he has to deal with exchange students, secret groups, and a villain who’s been after him since “Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever!“. And to top it all off, he must deal with scores of angry Larry diaper fans who blame him for ruining the fandom.

And I won’t mention Snibblepore getting revenge for Harry ruining his day once again.

Now stay tuned on my blog as I described the adventures of Harry, his intrepid band of friends (and former friends) and allies as they deal with the angry fandom as well as everything good happening at Waterford High.