And now for the third rejection letter for my third NaNoWriMo novel:
From the office of Primebooks, Inc.
August 14 2016
To Ms. May,
I regret to inform you that the manuscript for “Harry Potter Destroyed My Town” is unsuitable for publication. The story is deemed offensive towards Harry Potter readers and heavily promotes Christianity. Plus, it puts down many people who love Harry Potter and its claims that Harry Potter encourages witchcraft are especially hurtful. Please destroy this manuscript and write something more pleasing without throwing your religious beliefs into the mix.
Well, I must say that if you have a problem with Christianity, then you’re dealing with the wrong person. I’m sure that there’s plenty of people out there who hate Harry Potter and will not be threatened into silence no matter what you do.
I’ll be back with another rejection letter.