Now for part 2 of the story “The Inevitable Meeting“:
I guess Gandalf is nothing but shipper trash. How do we know? In the book and the movies, HE set Bilbo and Thorin up.
Now, the truth about their relationship is coming out, no thanks to 12 dwarves determined to ruin Bilbo’s good name and imply that he had a thing for their king.
At the same time, the four Prankers of Middle Earth pull pranks on everyone in the Shire, from slapping people in the face with hot pepper pies to sending prank videos (Rickroll). And what is Gandalf doing about it? NOTHING!!! (How can you even trust him to save Middle Earth if he can’t reel in a few prankers?)