NaNoFiMo Day 7

And now for the complete parody of the song “1985” by Bowling for Soup

Oh, oh, oh / oh, oh, oh

Ella headdesked herself / she never had a great life / must take medicine every day / her husband works at an office / they took away all her dreams / when she turned 18 / she never had a boyfriend / something happened to her master plan / she was gonna be a movie actress, maybe score a date with Brad Pitt / she was gonna dance around in a Destiny’s Child video / her suburban life is her worst nightmare / nothing for her has been all right…

since the days of Stacey Morgan, Small Kitten, before we had Harry Potter / we had Space Wizards, Rasputins, and Doctor Mighty on TV / her three kids, all in school, they tell her, “Mom, you’re uncool / because you’re still preoccupied with 1999!”

Oh, oh, oh (1999) oh, oh, oh

Ella saw all those Disney movies / she knows every line / from the Lion King to Tarzan / and even Anastasia / she danced to Ricky Martin / never did like Eminem / she thought she’d go on a date / with Lance Bass of N*SYNC / whatever happened to her Pokemon card collection / and why are women her age obsessed with Robert Pattinson / since when did people watch reality TV / whatever happened to cartoons, talk shows, and TRL?

she longs for Stacey Morgan, Small Kitten, before we had Harry Potter / we had Space Wizards, Rasputins, and Doctor Mighty on TV / her three kids, all in school, they tell her, “Mom, you’re uncool / because you’re still preoccupied with 1999!”

Oh, oh, oh (1999)

She hates 2010, she wants to make it stop / they calling R.E.M. classic rock / since when did some Black guy become the president / she really wants all of this to stop, stop, STOP…

…and bring back Stacey Morgan, Small Kitten, before we had Harry Potter / we had Space Wizards, Rasputins, and Doctor Mighty on TV / her three kids, all in school, they tell her, “Mom, you’re uncool / because you’re still preoccupied with 1999!”

But we’re tired of Stacey Morgan, Small Kitten, before we had Harry Potter / we had Space Wizards, Rasputins, and Doctor Mighty on TV / her three kids, all in school, they tell her, “Mom, you’re uncool / because you’re still preoccupied with 1999!”

Please let go of the past (1999) / say goodbye to yesterday (1999) / It all sucked anyway (1999) / You can’t go back to 1999!

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